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Getting married is ...
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Getting-married-is ...misc-sms:
Being nuts ...
Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.
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Being-nuts ...poems-sms:
DOVE
when the ...
DOVE
when the moon shine from the heaven above,
i open my dove a i lyin the floor
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DOVE
when-the ...oneliners-sms:
Hw do U ...
Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense I ll tel U l8r.
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...
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Hw-do-U ...love-sms:
Meeting you was ...
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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...
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Meeting you was ...
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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...
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The medicine of ...
The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.
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...
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The-medicine-of ...love-sms:
There are Tulips ...
There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
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...
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There are Tulips ...
There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
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...
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There-are-Tulips ...pickuplines-sms:
Wanna come and ...
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive Babe, I promise you it ain t 3.5 inches and it sure ain t floppy.
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...
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Wanna-come-and ...poems-sms:
4EVER
u r ...
4EVER
u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true
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4EVER
u-r ...poems-sms:
ALL THE ...
ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i m thinking of you all the time.
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ALL-THE ...poems-sms:
AMONG THE ...
AMONG THE STARS
Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.
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AMONG-THE ...poems-sms:
ANGEL
last night ...
ANGEL
last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you.
but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn t watch over another angel
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ANGEL
last-night ...poems-sms:
BOOK OF ...
BOOK OF LIFE
Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.
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BOOK-OF ...poems-sms:
COZ
It must ...
COZ
It must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it s most beautiful angel...
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It-must ...poems-sms:
DONT MESS ...
DONT MESS WITH ME
here s my halo
made of glass
mess with me
and i ll kick ur ass
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...
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DONT-MESS ...poems-sms:
DONT4GET
Please remind ...
DONT4GET
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!
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DONT4GET
Please-remind ...poems-sms:
EVRY NITE
Every ...
EVRY NITE
Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.
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EVRY-NITE
Every ...poems-sms:
FALL
U can ...
FALL
U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me.
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...
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FALL
U-can ...poems-sms:
FALLING
You can ...
FALLING
You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!
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...
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You-can ...poems-sms:
HOW MUCH ...
HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME
If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i ll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me
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...
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HOW-MUCH ...poems-sms:
HUH?
As i ...
HUH?
As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky... i wonder...
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?
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...
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HUH?
As-i ...poems-sms:
I MISS ...
I MISS U
I miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.
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...
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I-MISS ...poems-sms:
KISS
if kisses ...
KISS
if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!
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...
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KISS
if-kisses ...poems-sms:
KISS 2 ...
KISS 2 U
a kiss to you
from you know who
they say you knew me
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...
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KISS-2 ...poems-sms:
LEARN 2 ...
LEARN 2 LUV
Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.
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LEARN-2 ...poems-sms:
LETTING GO
if ...
LETTING GO
if i luv sum1 let them go...
if they return it was meant to b...
if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif
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...
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LETTING-GO
if ...poems-sms:
MA HUNI
Gifts ...
MA HUNI
Gifts r given @ b days, chocs @ valentine, roses 2 say sorry, luv is shown wid kisses, but da reason 4 sending dis is.... cuz UR MA HUNI!!
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MA-HUNI
Gifts ...poems-sms:
MEANT 2 ...
MEANT 2 B
i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be
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MEANT-2 ...poems-sms:
MISS U
i ...
MISS U
i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.
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...
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MISS-U
i ...poems-sms:
SENT WITH ...
SENT WITH A SMILE
god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this
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...
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SENT-WITH ...poems-sms:
STOLEN
Your words ...
STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone s heart,
but you don t know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!
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...
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STOLEN
Your-words ...poems-sms:
TOO MUCH!
when ...
TOO MUCH!
when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!
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...
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TOO-MUCH!
when ...flirt-sms:
It ...
It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say
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...
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--
It ...quotes-sms:
Errors ...
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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...
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--Errors ...happynewyear-sms:
Kify Wishes ...
Kify Wishes you a Happy New Year
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...
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-Kify-Wishes ...misc-sms:
10.000 new jobs ...
10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors!
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...
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10.000-new-jobs ...poems-sms:
2 GOOD 2 ...
2 GOOD 2 B TRUE
they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there s only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true
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2-GOOD-2 ...misc-sms:
3 monkeys escaped ...
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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...
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3-monkeys-escaped ...jokes-sms:
A blond woman ...
A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
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A-blond-woman ...misc-sms:
A bra is ...
A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...
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A-bra-is ...love-sms:
A butterfly needs ...
A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
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...
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A-butterfly-needs ...romantic-sms:
A butterfly needs ...
A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
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...
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A-butterfly-needs ...oneliners-sms:
A closed mouth ...
A closed mouth gathers no feet
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A-closed-mouth ...love-sms:
A dream costs ...
A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true
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...
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A-dream-costs ...romantic-sms:
A dream costs ...
A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true
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A-dream-costs ...oneliners-sms:
A feature is ...
A feature is a bug with seniority
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...
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A-feature-is ...quotes-sms:
A fool may ...
A fool may be known by six things :anger without cause, speech without profit, change without progress, enquiry without object, putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends.
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...
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A-fool-may ...love-sms:
A friend is ...
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
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...
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A-friend-is ...romantic-sms:
A friend is ...
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
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...
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A-friend-is ...friendship-sms:
A friend to ...
A friend to all is a friend to none. -- Aristotle
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A-friend-to ...love-sms:
A good movy ...
A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
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...
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A-good-movy ...romantic-sms:
A good movy ...
A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
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...
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A-good-movy ...adult-sms:
A good neighbour ...
A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !
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...
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A-good-neighbour ...adult-sms:
A guy walks ...
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic* She says: What s that .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
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...
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A-guy-walks ...quotes-sms:
A hard-on doesn ...
A hard-on doesn t count as personal growth.
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...
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A-hard-on-doesn ...quotes-sms:
A hero is ...
A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer-R W Emerson.
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...
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A-hero-is ...happynewyear-sms:
A New Year ...
A New Year s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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...
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A-New-Year ...adult-sms:
A peach is ...
A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain t a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!
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...
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A-peach-is ...quotes-sms:
A person in ...
A person in front of whom you dare to be yourself is you trues friend.
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...
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A-person-in ...oneliners-sms:
A waist is ...
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
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A-waist-is ...adult-sms:
A woman is ...
A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.
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...
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A-woman-is ...oneliners-sms:
Adults are just ...
Adults are just kids who owe money
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Adults-are-just ...oneliners-sms:
All computers wait ...
All computers wait at the same speed
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All-computers-wait ...misc-sms:
All of you ...
All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise my hand ...
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...
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All-of-you ...oneliners-sms:
All stressed out ...
All stressed out and no one to choke
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All-stressed-out ...oneliners-sms:
Allow me to ...
Allow me to introduce my selves
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...
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Allow-me-to ...adult-sms:
American students say:.....people ...
American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand
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...
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American-students-say:.....people ...quotes-sms:
ANGER is only ...
ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.
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...
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ANGER-is-only ...oneliners-sms:
Anything not nailed ...
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
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Anything-not-nailed ...adult-sms:
Are mice giving ...
Are mice giving you trouble No Than you must have a good pussy!
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Are-mice-giving ...adult-sms:
Are these your ...
Are these your eyes I found them between my brests!
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Are-these-your ...flirt-sms:
Are you free ...
Are you free for the rest of your life
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...
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Are-you-free ...quotes-sms:
As heat conserved ...
As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the world.
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...
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As-heat-conserved ...misc-sms:
As long as ...
As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
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As-long-as ...flirt-sms:
At night I ...
At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you...
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At-night-I ...happynewyear-sms:
Be always at ...
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
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...
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Be-always-at ...quotes-sms:
Be clean in ...
Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.
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...
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Be-clean-in ...quotes-sms:
Be glad and ...
Be glad and rejoice in the other fellow s success. Study his methods.
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...
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Be-glad-and ...quotes-sms:
Be nice to ...
Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your past.
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...
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Be-nice-to ...quotes-sms:
Be prepared and ...
Be prepared and some day your chance will come.
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...
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Be-prepared-and ...misc-sms:
Be quiet in ...
Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
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...
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Be-quiet-in ...flirt-sms:
Be smart, be ...
Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.
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Be-smart,-be ...quotes-sms:
Be sure you ...
Be sure you are right and then go ahead.
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...
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Be-sure-you ...quotes-sms:
Be thankful if ...
Be thankful if you have a job that is harder than you like. A razor cannot be sharpened on a velvet.
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...
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Be-thankful-if ...quotes-sms:
Be there when ...
Be there when people need you.
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...
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Be-there-when ...oneliners-sms:
Beauty is in ...
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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Beauty-is-in ...oneliners-sms:
BIGAMIST --- A ...
BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
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BIGAMIST-----A ...jokes-sms:
Bigamy..............What is the ...
Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy ............... Two mothers-in-law !
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Bigamy..............What-is-the ...oneliners-sms:
Born free . ...
Born free . . . Taxed to death
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Born-free-. ...misc-sms:
Boys say it ...
Boys say it s great, boys say it s fine. 9 months later they say it s not mine !
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Boys-say-it ...happynewyear-sms:
But can one ...
But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty I live according to twenty-year-old habits.
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But-can-one ...love-sms:
By following my ...
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
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By-following-my ...romantic-sms:
By following my ...
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
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By-following-my ...adult-sms:
By opening this ...
By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning...You have now become unnecessary.
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...
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By-opening-this ...jokes-sms:
Can I go ...
Can I go to the theatre Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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Can-I-go ...jokes-sms:
Can I have ...
Can I have your picture ......... I save natural disasters
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Can-I-have ...flirt-sms:
Can I have ...
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .
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Can-I-have ...flirt-sms:
Can you see ...
Can you see me no Turn around, can you see me now no Turn again, can you see me now I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
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Can-you-see ...oneliners-sms:
Common sense isn ...
Common sense isn t common
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Computers are machines ...
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn t have if you didn t have a computer.
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Constipated people don ...
Constipated people don t give a crap
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Criminal Lawyer is ...
Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy
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Dear God, I ...
Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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Demons are a ...
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
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Dialogue between 2 ...
Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period"
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Dialogue-between-2 ...quotes-sms:
Did the aliens ...
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe
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Do not attempt ...
Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself; but don t relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.
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Do not disturb. ...
Do not disturb. Already disturbed
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Do-not-disturb. ...quotes-sms:
Do not do ...
Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you0D
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Do not express ...
Do not express dislike for a person when (s)he is not present to offer a defence.
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Do not worry ...
Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don t try.
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Do-not-worry ...oneliners-sms:
Do pilots take ...
Do pilots take crash-courses
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Do witches run ...
Do witches run spell checkers
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Do-witches-run ...flirt-sms:
Do you believe ...
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again
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Do-you-believe ...jokes-sms:
Do you believe ...
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck "Of course, why would Friday be an exception"
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Do you have ...
Do you have a coin I want to call your parents to thank them.
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Do-you-have ...flirt-sms:
Do you know ...
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
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Do-you-know ...adult-sms:
Do you know ...
Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex ................................. no...................................... Bungler !
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Do you know ...
Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater...For the mussels need to be able to open.
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Do you know ...
Do you know why smurfs always laugh Because the grass always tickles their little balls!
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Do-you-know ...jokes-sms:
Do you think ...
Do you think I can live for another fourty years ... Do you drink ... No! ... Do you smoke ... No! ... Do you visit the whores ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years
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Do-you-think ...flirt-sms:
Do your feet ...
Do your feet never hurt ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
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Do-your-feet ...oneliners-sms:
Does killing time ...
Does killing time damage eternity
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Does-killing-time ...quotes-sms:
Don t be ...
Don t be reckless with other peoples hearts and don t put on with people who are recless with yours.
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DON T ever ...
DON T ever give up before you have solved the problem you are facing.
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Don t expect ...
Don t expect anyone else to support you at any point.
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Don t let ...
Don t let your mind rule over your heart.
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Don t listen ...
Don t listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!
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Don-t-listen ...quotes-sms:
Don t say ...
Don t say things. What you are stands over you and thunders, so nobody would hear what you say on the contrary.
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Don t waste ...
Don t waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is lomg and in the end its only with yourself.
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Dream as if ...
Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.
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Dream-as-if ...happynewyear-sms:
Drop the last ...
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
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Drop-the-last ...flirt-sms:
During maths I ...
During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
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During-maths-I ...misc-sms:
Elvis is dead ...
Elvis is dead and I don t feel so good myself.
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Eva stood in ...
Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.
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Even when it ...
Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.
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Even-when-it ...quotes-sms:
Every good thought ...
Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant.
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Every man dreams ...
Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.
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Every man regards ...
Every man regards his own life as the New Year s Eve of time.
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Every message is ...
Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
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Every message is ...
Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
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Every-message-is ...oneliners-sms:
Exceptions always outnumber ...
Exceptions always outnumber rules
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Exceptions-always-outnumber ...quotes-sms:
Face the situation ...
Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situation to face.
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Failure establishes only ...
Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
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Falling in love ...
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
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Falling in love ...
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
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Falling-in-love ...oneliners-sms:
Familiarity breeds children ...
Familiarity breeds children
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Familiarity-breeds-children ...jokes-sms:
Farmer seeks woman ...
Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
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